10 Jobs Our Presidents Had
Did your mother ever tell you that you could be the President of the United States some day, if you really wanted to? So did mine. I got to wondering what presidents used to do before they were elected president. So I did some research… and it turns out it’s pretty boring: they were all lawyers and congressmen and the like. After digging a little deeper, I found an interesting sub-story: there are some Presidents that did things a little differently. This is their story.
1. Abraham Lincoln: Ferryboat Operator
Sure, I can see it. Leading a boat across a river over and over again is just like running a country… right? He also used to be the postmaster – that may make more sense if you consider the time period of his presidency. Postmasters were pretty important back in Lincoln’s time, and I’m sure Honest Abe had the integrity it took for such a position. I just can’t imagine the guy wearing anything other than a top hat!
2. William Harrison – Clerk of Hamilton County
Not a very exciting job… but how did President Harrison go from that role DIRECTLY to President of the United States? Man… that must have been some serious campaigning.
3. Zachary Taylor – Soldier
But here’s the thing – President Taylor was only a soldier. That’s it. Soldier, and President. I think that’s awesome – talk about serving your country your entire life! I’ve got a lot of respect for our armed forces, and talk about a great career move. I’ve got a few friends in the military, emergency city services (i.e. Firefighters) and the Coast Guard, and I can tell you they’re the friends losing the least amount of their hair during this recession.
4. Gerald Ford – Busboy, Male Model
Wait. Gerald Ford. Male Model? Are you kidding me? No seriously. Look at that guy. Although I suppose physical charisma goes a long way towards being our country’s leader. Although I personally think Clinton deserves to rot in hell, Tim Ferriss has a great article on what made Clinton great.
5. Harry Truman – Haberdasher
I just love the name “Haberdasher” Truman was actually one of several presidents who came from clothing and tailoring, since the industry was such a huge boon to our young Country. I just didn’t see any of the others referred to as “Haberdasher” – awesome.
6. Jimmy Carter – Peanut Farmer
I didn’t know Georgia was where Peanuts were grown. It must have been passed down from his family. Farmers have long term residual income that can sustain a family for generations. I’ve always been an admirer of this lifestyle – you earn what you grow. It’s as simple as that (if you’re a farmer, please don’t write me an angry email. I know it’s not that simple).
7. Ronald Reagan – Actor, Lifeguard, Radio Announcer
This is an easy one. Reagan holds arguably the most well-known former professions out of all our illustrious Presidents. Again… it’s all in the charisma. If you can sell an audience, you can sell a country. It’s not Voodoo. Get it? Yeah… sorry.
8. James Garfield – Carpenter, Janitor
Wait. Janitor? This one just doesn’t make much sense. I can’t see how anything relates to Presidential duties… oh, except for cleaning up other people’s messes, of course. I imagine our next President will certainly have his fair share of cleaning up to do!
9. Herbert Hoover – Geologist
Worrying about the earth… to worrying about the earth! Total natural transition.. right?
10. Calvin Coolidge – Toymaker
I’m pretty sure Calvin Coolidge produced Indian Bats – and that makes him the coolest President of them all.





