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		<title>What Your Handshake Says About You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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People have always had a way of greeting each other either orally with a &#8220;hello&#8221; or physically by a hug, a smile, or a handshake. Even with these different types of greetings, one never stops to think about the intent behind these salutations. Not only should we wonder about the greetings we receive, but what [...]]]></description>
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<p>People have always had a way of greeting each other either orally with a &#8220;hello&#8221; or physically by a hug, a smile, or a handshake. Even with these different types of greetings, one never stops to think about the intent behind these salutations. Not only should we wonder about the greetings we receive, but what about the ones that we give. When applying for a job or after going through an interview, handshakes are a common conclusion to the ongoing interaction. So, what does your handshake say about you?</p>
<p>Handshakes have always been a form of greeting, more so for men than for women. But when you are greeted in this fashion, whether male or female, the extension is reciprocated as a sign of proper etiquette. But handshakes have changed over the years along with each younger generation from the sixties up to the 21st century, as they each have put their twist on it, resulting in a trendier greeting.</p>
<h2>Types of Handshakes</h2>
<p><strong><em>Firm handshake</em></strong>. When a person grabs your hand firmly, it speaks to a person&#8217;s outgoing personality. Another word that can be used is extroverts. This handshake also says that the person is open, confident, aggressive, and strong,</p>
<p><strong><em>Weak handshake</em></strong>. This handclasp which is in opposition to firm, says that the person is rather shy. They also exhibit nervousness, insecurity, or they are afraid of interacting with other people.</p>
<p><em><strong>Secret handshake</strong>.</em> There are fraternities, clubs, and organizations that have the secret handshakes. These special secret greetings are used as signals of identification among members. Special handshakes are symbols and signs that are also used by gang members to distinguish themselves from each other.</p>
<p><strong><em>Flirty handshake</em></strong>. This handshake says that someone is interested in another person. It is held longer than a normal handshake, and the hand is accepted and released in a slow fashion. It can also be accompanied with slowly shifting the grip to caress the palms, the fingers, and then the back of the hand.</p>
<p><strong><em>Emphatic handshake</em></strong>. This handshake is expressing a forceful and clear statement.</p>
<p><strong><em>Two-handed handshake</em></strong>. This handshake is indicates friendship, respect, trust or endearment. Instead of extending one hand, both hands are used to greet the person.</p>
<p><strong><em>Power handshake</em></strong>. This handshake involves the grasping and crushing of hands in a painful grip. Some people use it as an intimidating factor, while others use it to say that they are confident, in control, and are not afraid.</p>
<p><strong><em>Knuckle or fist bump</em>.</strong> As generations come, go, and advance, so does the handshakes. The youth today have replaced the traditional handshake with the knuckle or fist bump. When they greet each other, two fists are bumped together, knuckles meeting knuckles. This is the trendy handshake.</p>
<p><strong><em>Sympathy handshake</em>.</strong> This hand grasp expresses deep concern over another&#8217;s loss and says I know what you†are going through.  This handshake is often followed by words and is deeply personal. Both hands are used but should only be used to express a condolence.</p>
<p>So when applying for a job, being aware of your handshake might just make that lasting impression that you want to have on your potential employer.</p>
<p id="internal-source-marker_0.2751723371911794"><em>This </em><em>gue</em><em>st article was contributed by Jennifer Bell from†<a href="http://www.healthtrainingguide.com/">Health Training Guide</a>. </em><em>Check out her site to learn more about <a href="http://www.healthtrainingguide.com/certified-nursing-assistant/" target="_blank">certified nursing assistant training</a>†and other exciting health careers.</em></p>
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		<title>The Worst Jobs in the World</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 14:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Having a hard day? Boss on your back about those reports you were supposed to have finished yesterday? Nothing to look forward to but a skipped lunch hour and a laborious drive home through rush hour traffic?
Well it could be worse, much worse. How? Try doing one of these jobs and you’ll soon find out.
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<p>Having a hard day? Boss on your back about those reports you were supposed to have finished yesterday? Nothing to look forward to but a skipped lunch hour and a laborious drive home through rush hour traffic?</p>
<p>Well it could be worse, much worse. How? Try doing one of these jobs and you’ll soon find out.</p>
<h2>Mosquito Researcher</h2>
<p>It’s a widely reported fact that, in the history of the world, more people have been killed by diseases contracted through mosquito bites than all of the casualties of every war combined. One of the worst diseases that mosquitoes spread is malaria. In order to fight the spread of this, too often fatal disease, scientists must study the biting habits of mosquitoes. To do this, they must first trap them.</p>
<p>In Africa, this is done using various devices that the mosquito can be lured into using light and wind. However, in Brazil there lives an all together wilier breed of mosquito, Anopheles Darlingi. This little fellow won’t fall for the traps used elsewhere and will only come near scientist for one reason. Lunch.</p>
<p>As a result scientists are forced to offer themselves up as bait, sitting in a mosquito net with a hole at the bottom. Once the mosquitoes are in, they are trapped. The scientist simply has to collect them up in a tube and deposit them into a container. Whilst being bitten…About 17 times a minute…Sometimes for 180 minutes on end… Running the risk of catching malaria. Easy.</p>
<h2>Cat Food Quality Controller</h2>
<p>Do you find that cat food makes your stomach turn? Do you hate the way it slops out of the can, held together by what can only be described as (to coin a phrase from Shakespeare) “vile jelly”, looking like some sort of defunct, grotesque organ?</p>
<p>Well, how would you like to put your face into a huge tub of the stuff, sniffing it to ensure it’s fresh? No? How about plunging your arms, elbow deep, into a vat of it, searching for any bones that may be in the mixture? Then, there’s a final test, which is to spread a dollop of it onto a flat surface and prod it. This is done to test how much gristle is in there, naturally.</p>
<p>Bet those report don’t seem so daunting now, right?</p>
<h2>Roadkill Remover</h2>
<p>A lot of people decide form an early age that they’d really love to work with animals. If you barge into any 6th birthday party (not something I’d advise you do) and ask what the kids want to be when they grow up, you’ll find, amongst the aspiring astronauts, ballerinas and quarterbacks, a number of vets.</p>
<p>If those ambitions don’t work out there’s always the less glamorous, more futile job (form a medical stand point) of roadkill removal. Duties involve scrapping carcases of the asphalt whilst trying not to make matters worse by getting run down by traffic yourself.</p>
<p>Not one for the faint of heart, a strong stomach is required to deal with the cocktail of tyre tracks an offal. Strong arms are also required, for all that dead-weight.</p>
<h2>Ape Urine Collector</h2>
<p>Alive or dead, animals cause problems in all sorts of professions, but hey, nobody said being an ape urine collector would be easy.</p>
<p>It should be stressed that this work is done for the benefit of science and the word ‘collector’ here should by no means be understood in the ‘comic book collector’ sense. These hardworking men and women aren’t geeks, fanatical about monkey pee. The urine is collected to be used as samples for scientific analysis.</p>
<p>Whilst the guys in the white coats wait patiently in their neat, air conditioned lab for the sample to come in, the collectors are out, tracking down apes, laying down plastic sheets or attaching bags to poles for the apes to pee on/ into.</p>
<p>I wonder if they ever switch roles&#8230;</p>
<h2>Isolation Chamber Tester</h2>
<p>Space is the final frontier. It’s also really, really big and really, really empty. It’s funny how many kids grow up wanting to be astronauts, a job which, assuming you get to go on a space mission, will entail spending months, or maybe even years, travelling in a cramped vehicle with no scenery to look at or even a cheesy radio station to listen to, yet these same kids raise hell if you try to take them on a two hour car journey to visit the grand parents&#8230;the hypocrisy!</p>
<p>To make sure NASA has a firmer understanding of the physical and psychological tests that the isolation and claustrophobia of space travel involves it has space engineers, who are responsible for life support systems, spend months in isolation chambers, testing the equipment. And you thought your office cubicle was lonely&#8230;</p>
<p><em>Matthew Pointer is a recruitment specialist in the field of <a href="http://www.driverjobs.org.uk/">driving jobs</a> but also writes more widely about careers in general, especially those jobs that are out of the ordinary.</em></p>
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		<title>10 Jobs Our Presidents Had</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did your mother ever tell you that you could be the President of the United States some day, if you really wanted to? So did mine. I got to wondering what presidents used to do before they were elected president. So I did some research&#8230; and it turns out it&#8217;s pretty boring: they were all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did your mother ever tell you that you could be the President of the United States some day, if you really wanted to? So did mine. I got to wondering what presidents used to do before they were elected president. So I did some research&#8230; and it turns out it&#8217;s pretty boring: they were all lawyers and congressmen and the like. After digging a little deeper, I found an interesting sub-story: there are some Presidents that did things a little differently. This is their story.</p>
<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-685" href="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/resumebucket/10-jobs-our-presidents-used-to-have/attachment/lincoln/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-685" title="lincoln" src="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/lincoln.jpg" alt="" width="295" height="286" /></a><strong>1. Abraham Lincoln: Ferryboat Operator</strong></p>
<p>Sure, I can see it. Leading a boat across a river over and over again is just like running a country&#8230; right? He also used to be the postmaster &#8211; that may make more sense if you consider the time period of his presidency. Postmasters were pretty important back in Lincoln&#8217;s time, and I&#8217;m sure Honest Abe had the integrity it took for such a position. I just can&#8217;t imagine the guy wearing anything other than a top hat!</p>
<p><strong>2. William Harrison &#8211; Clerk of Hamilton County</strong><br />
Not a very exciting job&#8230; but how did President Harrison go from that role DIRECTLY to President of the United States? Man&#8230; that must have been some serious campaigning.</p>
<p><strong>3. Zachary Taylor &#8211; Soldier</strong><br />
But here&#8217;s the thing &#8211; President Taylor was only a soldier. That&#8217;s it. Soldier, and President. I think that&#8217;s awesome &#8211; talk about serving your country your entire life! I&#8217;ve got a lot of respect for our armed forces, and talk about a great career move. I&#8217;ve got a few friends in the military, emergency city services (i.e. Firefighters) and the Coast Guard, and I can tell you they&#8217;re the friends losing the least amount of their hair during this recession.</p>
<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-688" href="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/resumebucket/10-jobs-our-presidents-used-to-have/attachment/gerald-ford-picture/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-688" title="gerald-ford-picture" src="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gerald-ford-picture.jpg" alt="" width="254" height="225" /></a><strong>4. Gerald Ford &#8211; Busboy, Male Model</strong><br />
Wait. Gerald Ford. Male Model? Are you kidding me? No seriously. Look at that guy. Although I suppose physical charisma goes a long way towards being our country&#8217;s leader. Although I personally think Clinton deserves to rot in hell, Tim Ferriss has a great article on <a href="http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2010/11/21/bill-clinton-reality-distortion-field/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+timferriss+(The+Blog+of+Author+Tim+Ferriss)">what made Clinton great</a>.</p>
<p><strong>5. Harry Truman &#8211; Haberdasher</strong><br />
I just love the name &#8220;Haberdasher&#8221; Truman was actually one of several presidents who came from clothing and tailoring, since the industry was such a huge boon to our young Country. I just didn&#8217;t see any of the others referred to as &#8220;Haberdasher&#8221; &#8211; awesome.</p>
<p><strong><a rel="attachment wp-att-701" href="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/resumebucket/10-jobs-our-presidents-used-to-have/attachment/mr-peanut-flag/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-701" title="mr peanut flag" src="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mr-peanut-flag.gif" alt="" width="259" height="194" /></a>6. Jimmy Carter &#8211; Peanut Farmer</strong><br />
I didn&#8217;t know Georgia was where Peanuts were grown. It must have been passed down from his family. Farmers have long term residual income that can sustain a family for generations. I&#8217;ve always been an admirer of this lifestyle &#8211; you earn what you grow. It&#8217;s as simple as that (if you&#8217;re a farmer, please don&#8217;t write me an angry email. I know it&#8217;s not that simple).</p>
<p><strong>7. Ronald Reagan &#8211; Actor, Lifeguard, Radio Announcer</strong></p>
<p>This is an easy one. Reagan holds arguably the most well-known former professions out of all our illustrious Presidents. Again&#8230; it&#8217;s all in the charisma. If you can sell an audience, you can sell a country. It&#8217;s not Voodoo. Get it? Yeah&#8230; sorry.</p>
<p><strong>8. James Garfield &#8211; Carpenter, Janitor</strong></p>
<p>Wait. Janitor? This one just doesn&#8217;t make much sense. I can&#8217;t see how anything relates to Presidential duties&#8230; oh, except for cleaning up other people&#8217;s messes, of course. I imagine our next President will certainly have his fair share of cleaning up to do!</p>
<p><strong>9. Herbert Hoover &#8211; Geologist</strong><br />
Worrying about the earth&#8230; to worrying about the earth! Total natural transition.. right?</p>
<p><strong>10. Calvin Coolidge &#8211; Toymaker</strong></p>
<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure Calvin Coolidge produced <a href="http://www.oldtimestrongman.com/indian_clubs.html">Indian Bats</a> &#8211; and that makes him the coolest President of them all.</p>
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		<title>&#8216;Tis The Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 22:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ted</dc:creator>
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‘Tis the season… to get ahead.
I was on the phone with a reporter yesterday who was asking me about tips for finding jobs during the holidays. “Yes,” I said, “from what I can see it’s going pretty well. We’re getting more and more job postings every day on ResumeBucket. Companies are hiring for the new [...]]]></description>
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<p>‘Tis the season… to get ahead.</p>
<p>I was on the phone with a reporter yesterday who was asking me about tips for finding jobs during the holidays. “Yes,” I said, “from what I can see it’s going pretty well. We’re getting more and more job postings every day on ResumeBucket. Companies are hiring for the new year. Particularly there is growth in technology and finance jobs.” Then, she asked me a question that really got me thinking.</p>
<p>“So you’re saying people should look for jobs now, even though people are going away for the holidays?”</p>
<p>I was dumbstruck. It took me a few moments to respond, and I’m the kind of guy that really likes to talk. This woman was suggesting that she expected people to wait around during the holidays because no one else was working.</p>
<p>I’ve worked my entire career. It’s easy. You spend a small part of your day figuring out what you have to do, and a larger part of your day getting those things done. Create a list, knock it down. It’s simple. If I’m at work, I’m either creating work or completing it. How many times have I taken off more than a few days for the holidays? I can’t even remember the last time.</p>
<p>Here’s the thing – how is the fact that other people don’t work during the holidays a bad thing? Back when I used to work in the corporate world, I used to relish this time of year. Why would I use my precious vacation days when everyone else was using their time off? That’s silly! Do you know how much more work you can get done when half of your office is off drinking egg nog and hanging missletoe? I’ll give you a hint – it’s more than when they’re there.</p>
<p>The same applies for the unemployed. Let me give you a hint, people. Employers don’t like employees that take time off every chance they get. If you’re not employed, then looking for a job is your FULL TIME JOB. 8 hours a day. Make yourself do it. Prove to people that you don’t quit, that you’re a hard worker, that you put in your time and go the extra mile. This is NOT a vacation. You AREN’T getting paid for it.</p>
<p>Or, look at it this way. Maybe 20 to 40 percent of hiring departments are on vacation right now &#8211; sure. But so is 20 to 40 percent of your competition. Less competition means more results.</p>
<p>So forget a New Year’s Resolution – use this time when everyone else is relaxing to work double time. Kill it. Right now is when people are really paying attention.  And you can start at our <a href="http://www.resumebucket.com/sample-resumes/">sample resumes</a> section of ResumeBucket.  Don’t wait, do it now.</p>
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		<title>How Finding a Job is like learning to Ride a Bike</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 13:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>paula</dc:creator>
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Finding a job is just like learning to ride a bike.  Like riding a bike, this is something we can all do. And exactly like learning to ride, it is something we can pick up again at a later date because we remember the skills, even if they’re a bit rusty.
The Early Days
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<p>Finding a job is just like learning to ride a bike.  Like riding a bike, this is something we can all do. And exactly like learning to ride, it is something we can pick up again at a later date because we remember the skills, even if they’re a bit rusty.</p>
<p><strong>The Early Days</strong></p>
<p>When you first pick up a bike, you have no idea what to do. Everyone has made it look so easy. The other kids are all able to do it. You get on, and you instantly fall off. You have no idea how it is done.</p>
<p>The same applies when you first start applying for work. You write your resume and send it out. You either don’t hear anything back, or you get lots of rejection letters. You wonder why. All your friends seem to be getting jobs. You however, have no idea how it is done.</p>
<p><strong>Training Wheels</strong></p>
<p>Your first experiences on a bike as a kid are with training wheels. These help you to get the idea of what you are supposed to do. The training wheels help the bike to keep its balance, while you practice the actions that you need to take to get the bike moving and keep it progressing along the road.</p>
<p>Your first experiences of creating a resume are often a bit like this; often when you are about to leave schooling for the real world. You have the supporting environment of college around you and careers advisory services to help you out. If you’re lucky, kind advisors help you to “stabilize” your resume. They look over your first few drafts and tell you where you’re going wrong. Their hints help to get you on track, to start moving and make progress along the road to getting a job.</p>
<p><strong>Crashing</strong></p>
<p>An inevitable of the learning to ride a bike experience: your first crash. You take off the training wheels and try to start riding without them. It was easy with them, so you’re definitely ready to leave them behind. You know that other people crash, you’ve seen your friends with scabbed up hands and knees and the colorful bruises that a fall can bring. It doesn’t put you off though, and you kind of think to yourself, “That won’t happen to me”. Your dad or mom is holding the bike seat and you’re all set. Then they let go, and the first thing that happens is you tumble to the ground, bike on top. Often you won’t feel like getting back on that contraption right way. You want to lick your wounds for a while and recover. However, mom and dad know best, and they get you right back on there again.</p>
<p>In your job search this also happens. You apply for jobs that you think you are clearly highly suited for. The job market isn’t all that great, but that is OK because you truly are great and surely every employer will be able to see it right away and snap you up quick. You send in your best application. You wait. And then you receive a rejection. Or worse, you receive nothing at all, not even an acknowledgement of your application. Your job application just crashed. This can be a very demoralizing experience, but just like riding a bike, it is something that happens to everyone. And just like the bike learning experience, you have to get up and keep going.</p>
<p><strong>You Pick Yourself Up and Keep Going</strong></p>
<p>You’ve fallen off your bike a few times now. You’re getting fed up. You’ll NEVER get the hang of this. You whine about it to your parents and friends. You’ve half given up, but suddenly something clicks and you just get it. You can ride a bike. And you’re riding along and it’s all going smoothly. You did it. You can join your friends on bike rides around the park without the training wheels. You feel good about yourself and your achievement.</p>
<p>You’ve received job rejections a few times now. You’re getting fed up. All you get is rejections. You don’t want to hear anymore about how there were “many other candidates more suitable” than you. You moan about it to your family and buddies. You’ve half given up, but you have to keep trying, because you need a job to pay your bills. And then suddenly, when you’re not really expecting it anymore, you get that job offer.</p>
<p>Finding a job is just like riding a bike. You try, you fail, you crash, you get up and start again, and suddenly it all clicks and works out for you.</p>
<p><em><strong>Tip of the Day</strong>: For all you administrative assistants out there looking to improve your <a href="http://www.resumebucket.com/sample-resumes/Administrative-Assistant/">administrative assistant resume</a>, check ResumeBucket as we&#8217;ve just expanded our resume samples section to include a ton more resumes.</em></p>
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		<title>Top 5 Gift Ideas For the Unemployed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 13:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>FRANK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time of year again, the holidays.  And as you look around the room this year you may notice that ham was paid for with unemployment benefits and Uncle Ricky&#8217;s hands look a little rough from where his &#8220;Will Work For Food&#8221; sign has been cutting into his hands.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again, the holidays.  And as you look around the room this year you may notice that ham was paid for with unemployment benefits and Uncle Ricky&#8217;s hands look a little rough from where his &#8220;Will Work For Food&#8221; sign has been cutting into his hands.</p>
<p>So this year as you shop around for the perfect gift, your generosity might be best placed within the parable, &#8220;To Teach a Man To Fish&#8221; rather than giving him the fish.  And I&#8217;m here to help you out with the <strong>hottest</strong> gifts for the unemployed in 2010.</p>
<p><strong>Gas Gift Cards</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-659" title="gas-gift-cards" src="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gas-gift-cards.jpg" alt="" width="554" height="232" /></p>
<p>Looking for a job is pretty inexpensive.  With much of the work being done online and over the phone the minimum requirements for looking for a job are internet access and a phone.  However, once you land an interview that is when the expenses start to kick in.  And assuming you have already taken care of the most expensive part (personal presentation), then the only remaining cost is transportation.  This means lots of money going into your car&#8217;s gas tank.</p>
<p>The longer you have been unemployed the wider your net will become.  According to an <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Traffic/story?id=485098&amp;page=1" target="_blank">ABC News poll</a> the average commuter will travel over 16 miles to get to work.  With job seekers having to go on multiple interviews before they land a job, this travel can really hurt their pocket books.</p>
<p>Most gas stations offer gift cards and although not the funnest thing to receive for the holidays, it may be one of the most practical.</p>
<p><strong>A Self-Help Book</strong></p>
<p><strong><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-669" title="p7230295" src="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/p7230295.jpg" alt="Self Help Books" width="600" height="236" /></strong></p>
<p>I hate the term &#8220;self-help&#8221; as much as the next person, but if someone is having trouble finding a job, improving themselves is probably a good idea.</p>
<p>There are a wide range of books out there, so it is up to your to figure out what book you think will be welcomed by your giftee, but here are some suggestions to get you started.</p>
<p><em>The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey &#8211; </em>An oldie but a goodie.  It has been over a decade since this book was first published, but it continues to remain as one of the most successful books in personal improvement.  Covey also updates the book with each new round of publishing, so it may benefit you to get the latest edition.</p>
<p><em>The 4-Hour Workweek by Timothy Ferriss &#8211; </em>This is a current favorite among the internet entrepreneurial crowd.  Ferriss takes a very untraditional and modern approach to self improvement.  Ferriss is also quite the character so this book, if nothing else, is entertaining for the reader.</p>
<p><em>Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking by Malcolm Gladwell &#8211; </em>Gladwell&#8217;s fresh look at the world through keen analytical eyes has delighted readers in The New Yorker magazine and the radio program This American Life.  Yet, it his series of books that take an intensely fascinating look at the world around us and how humans actually work.</p>
<p><strong>A Homemade Coupon Book</strong></p>
<p><strong><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-671" title="coupon-book-007" src="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/coupon-book-007.jpg" alt="Homemade Coupon Book" width="600" height="306" /></strong></p>
<p>I know I&#8217;m not the only kid that would get their parents handmade booklets that included coupons for hugs and mowing the lawn (not that I didn&#8217;t have to mow the lawn anyways).</p>
<p>And with many people who are unemplopyed money is tight.  And sometimes when things are going well you can forget how hard it is for some people just to put food on the dinner table.  Why not make your own coupon book with coupons for &#8220;A night out on me&#8221; or &#8220;Babysitting the kids&#8221; so they don&#8217;t have to pay a sitter.</p>
<p>And people always love when a gift comes from the heart and not a Best Buy catalog.</p>
<p><strong>Business Cards</strong></p>
<p><strong><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-672" title="j0442986" src="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/j0442986.jpg" alt="Personal Business Card" width="600" height="286" /></strong></p>
<p>Wait, business cards?  Well, not for their job silly, but <a href="http://www.davidlaplante.com/2007/08/15/personal-branding-the-business-card-tips-for-appearing-more-professional-legit-andor-possibly-employable-plus-dead-give-a-ways-of-the-dangleberries-and-other-personal-branding-screw-ups-you/" target="_blank">personal branding cards</a>.</p>
<p>Personal branding business cards tell a future employer that you are incredibly serious about finding a job (and hopefully not that you are making a career of looking for one).  They are also very handy for any situation where you might be making a new connection.  Say you meet someone who could potentially help your career.  Give them your email on a napkin or hand them a sleek card with all the information they need?</p>
<p>Not to mention your receipient can throw a couple cards in the bowl at the local T.G.I.F. and maybe win a free dinner &#8211; double win!</p>
<p><strong>A Lead</strong></p>
<p><strong><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-673" title="listening" src="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/listening.jpg" alt="A Lead" width="600" height="229" /></strong></p>
<p>You can browse Amazon all day long looking for the perfect gift to make your giftees heart flutter, but the sure fire way to get a reaction is to give them a step closer to what their heart truly desires, a job lead.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve ever been unemployed you know the roller coaster ride that is going on interviews, hearing from employers, and finally landing that job.  You definitely go through the gambit of emotions.  And if you truly want to give the perfect gift, help them with a nice job lead, they will love you for it.</p>
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		<title>Great Tips From a Veteran Recruiter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gemma</dc:creator>
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Working at Neohire I am connected to some of the top VC funded start-ups. Not only do we work with top companies on immediate hiring needs, but we are in constant communication with various industry leaders on the future goals of their companies. I know what they need now and what they will [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://neohire.com"><img class="alignnone" title="neohire" src="http://www.neohire.com/images/neo_header_logo.gif" alt="" width="190" height="33" /></a></p>
<p>Working at <a href="http://www.neohire.com">Neohire</a> I am connected to some of the top VC funded start-ups. Not only do we work with top companies on immediate hiring needs, but we are in constant communication with various industry leaders on the future goals of their companies. I know what they need now and what they will need in the future so I am always looking for the best of the best when it comes to talent.</p>
<p>Being on top of industry trends and needs makes the difference between <a href="http://www.articlesbase.com/human-resources-articles/proactive-vs-reactive-recruitment-1347727.html"></a><a href="http://www.articlesbase.com/human-resources-articles/proactive-vs-reactive-recruitment-1347727.html">proactive recruiting</a> and reactive recruiting. An important part of recruiting is not just knowing what your clients need now, but the organizational goals for the future and how they plan on getting there. Who will they need and when. Who will succeed on their team.  It’s important to know what your company wants to achieve and who they will need to help them get there.</p>
<p><strong>Good tip for candidates</strong>- hiring does not slow at the end of the year. Most of the companies we work with want to finalize hiring decisions now to get great employees on board and ramped up for the beginning of the new year. Recruiters are constantly looking for top talent. Make sure your resume and profile are updated on the tools we use such as <a href="http://www.resumebucket.com">ResumeBucket</a> and <a href="linkedin.com">Linked-In</a>. Talk with recruiters about the companies they work with and ask them to get you visibility to companies you are interested in. They could have an immediate role to fill or may need someone like you in the future. Keep making those connections and getting visibility to the right people.</p>
<p>&#8230;And if you ever are looking for a tech job in the greater Los Angeles area contact me, <a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gemmaq">Gemma</a> via Linkined or <a href="mailto:gemma@neohire.com">Gemma@Neohire.com</a></p>
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		<title>4 Important Things to Know When You Switch Careers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking for a new career?
Numbers show that the majority of people change careers five to ten times during their lives. Once the initial excitement wears off most employees tend to burn themselves out and go through what&#8217;s called a &#8220;Midcareer Crisis.&#8221;

&#8220;Midlife crisis&#8221; may be many things &#8212; depression, a reassessment,
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Numbers show that the majority of people <a href="http://careerplanning.about.com/b/2006/07/28/how-often-do-people-change-careers.htm">change careers five to ten times</a> during their lives. Once the initial excitement wears off most employees tend to burn themselves out and go through what&#8217;s called a &#8220;<a href="http://careerplanning.about.com/b/2006/07/28/how-often-do-people-change-careers.htm">Midcareer Crisis</a>.&#8221;</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><em><span style="color: #333333;">&#8220;Midlife crisis&#8221; may be many things &#8212; depression, a reassessment,<br />
dissatisfaction, or unease &#8212; but a key contributor can be career<br />
issues.&#8221;</span></em></p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #000000;">O</span>ther factors such as location, layoffs, and personal issues influence may also impact this decision. While sometimes it is necessary to &#8216;reinvent&#8217; yourself.. tread carefully because it&#8217;s easy to harm relationships, burn  bridges, kill-off networking opportunities, and emp you down the line with a resume which has no specific industry focus and short employment histories.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">If you fall into this category you need to focus on presenting yourself to hiring managers as an asset that can fill the role just as well as your competition, most of whom have had experience in tyour potential field for years. The key is being able to associate your past employment history, skills, and qualifications into your new venture.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 60px;"><a href="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/changingcareers.png"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-484" title="changingcareers" src="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/changingcareers.png" alt="" width="174" height="88" /></a></p>
<h4 style="padding-left: 60px;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="color: #008000;"><strong><span> <span>Four Tips To Transitioning</span></span></strong></span><br />
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<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><strong>Identify</strong> your accomplishments, skills, and expertise that your new venture will expect you to have. Knowing these traits will be your best resource in transferring into a new industry.</span></p>
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong>Extensively</strong> research the ins and outs of any new opportunity. Running into an interview blind will fail nine out of ten times. If you don&#8217;t have someone in the space to pull information, the Internet is your next and best resource.</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong>Combine</strong> the the first and second steps above to identify the vital skills and competence you&#8217;ll bring to this next opportunity. Establish yourself as confident and valuable resource.</span></li>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #000000;"><strong>Formulate</strong> your resume around this information and be ready to elaborate on it during the interview. You will be grilled on it. This is your chance to prove your worth, and where all the above steps come into play.</span></p>
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		<title>Work Experience: You think you have some?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>george</dc:creator>
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I got excited recently when a friend told me that he was going to post his resume to ResumeBucket.  Not because I think that ResumeBucket is a good vehicle for his career or anything like that, but because it&#8217;s been a long running joke that his resume would look hilarious.
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<p>I got excited recently when a friend told me that he was going to post his resume to ResumeBucket.  Not because I think that ResumeBucket is a good vehicle for his career or anything like that, but because it&#8217;s been a long running joke that his resume would look hilarious.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not quite up-to-date (the last job is in 2005), but it&#8217;s comprehensive and he actually held all of these jobs for the time periods shown.  He changed his name for obvious reasons.  I present you with the <a href="http://www.resumebucket.com/toddblankenship">resume of Todd Blankenship, Jr</a>.</p>
<p>Some stats:</p>
<ul>
<li>Todd had a total of 26 jobs in the 146 month span outlined in his resume</li>
<li>On average, he started a new job once every 5.5 months</li>
<li>He bounced around more than 10 different &#8220;industries&#8221; during the 12+ years covered</li>
<li>With two separate employers, he quit his job and then later became re-employed&#8230;in the span of two years.</li>
<li>He was never unemployed for more than 7 months</li>
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<p>On top of that, he was brutally honest with most of his job descriptions.  It&#8217;s a pretty fun, quick read.</p>
<p>Hopefully this was a nice break from working on your resume!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Note: His resume was so long that we couldn&#8217;t zoom out far enough to get a full screenshot:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.resumebucket.com/toddblankenship"><img class="size-full wp-image-35 aligncenter" title="blankenshipresumesnippet" src="http://www.resumebucketblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/blankenshipresumesnippet.png" alt="" width="134" height="450" align="center" /></a></p>
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