I got excited recently when a friend told me that he was going to post his resume to ResumeBucket.  Not because I think that ResumeBucket is a good vehicle for his career or anything like that, but because it’s been a long running joke that his resume would look hilarious.

It’s not quite up-to-date (the last job is in 2005), but it’s comprehensive and he actually held all of these jobs for the time periods shown.  He changed his name for obvious reasons.  I present you with the resume of Todd Blankenship, Jr.

Some stats:

• Todd had a total of 26 jobs in the 146 month span outlined in his resume
• On average, he started a new job once every 5.5 months
• He bounced around more than 10 different “industries” during the 12+ years covered
• With two separate employers, he quit his job and then later became re-employed…in the span of two years.
• He was never unemployed for more than 7 months

On top of that, he was brutally honest with most of his job descriptions.  It’s a pretty fun, quick read.

Hopefully this was a nice break from working on your resume!

Note: His resume was so long that we couldn’t zoom out far enough to get a full screenshot: